So, I'm pretty sure that I'm not alone in rolling my eyes whenever Linus and co. talk up their merch as being so above and beyond the stuff that you see everywhere else, where everything is basically printed to order on cheap-ass crap like you see given away at every convention booth ever. But after actually setting my hands on this scarf... I believe them. I wasn't even sure what this was when it turned up on my doorstep, because this thing is HEAVY. Not in an overly-warm way, either, but just that this thing has some freaking heft to it. And, actually, even wearing it right now in this decidedly not-chilly weather, it's not even uncomfortably warm at all. I'm impressed. I just hope there's not secretly a bunch of lead dust weighing this thing down or something.